Funny AND Sexy!

Who says that the frivolous display of skin is what makes a Halloween costume sexy? What's considered sexy in today's world is not necessarily what we see but what we think we're seeing and the images we conjure up in our own minds without the need for visual stimulation.

In most cases, it's our own dirty minds that makes what we see sexy or risque and everyone has their own ideals about what is considered too much. What one person considers tame another may consider tawdry and what one considers tacky another may consider tasteful.

So, with such a diverse opinion in what is risque and raunchy, how does one successfully spark a sinfully naughty thought in everyone without risking arrest for indecent exposure? Simply wow them with a humorously sexy costumethat's sure to blow everyone away!

Check out our Top 5 Humorously Sexy Costumes list for ideas or click on the links below to see others over the top costumes that may suit your fancy this season!

5. Sexy Texy Cowgirl: They say everything is bigger in Texas and this little lady is setting out to prove that the old cliche is correct! The Sexy Texy costume pays homage to sexy cowgirls everywhere. From the top of her over sized hat to the bottom of her massive cowgirl boots, Sexy Texy is larger than life this Halloween!

4. Wild Girl: Who says you have to be a beauty queen to dress for success in today's world? This sexy wild "girl" is ready to party in her barely-there halter top. But don't worry about showing too much skin in this one. This wild girl's top is fake (if you catch our drift).

3. Perky Viking: This luscious lass has no reason to show too much skin--most of herassets are all too apparent when she's completely clothed! If you're looking to shock the masses and encourage a laugh or two, this is the costume to do it in!

2. Wardrobe Malfunction: If Hollywoodhottiescan get away with it, why can't we? It seems as though everywhere we look, the more delicate attributes of a woman's physique are displayed. Well prepare to join the hottest Hollywood trend in our Wardrobe Malfunction costume. Show it all without showing an inch of bare skin in this naughty little number!

And finally, our most hilarious, offensive, and risque costume of the year:

1. Stud Finder: Pay homage to the construction workers of the world in our ultra-hot, but not too revealing, Stud Finder costume!
From her warning cone top to bottoms of her boots, this tool belt diva is built tough!

And there you have it! Most of the aforementioned costumes are unisex so your choices for the most hilarious sexy costumes are only limited by your imagination.

Whether you're looking for something sexy or scary, you're sure to spark emotion in everyone you see this Halloween when you purchase the perfect costume from HalloweenAdventure.com!
We specialize in Halloween costumes and accessories for every member of the family and we have been doing so for the last 26 years.

Whether you shop in store or online, you're sure to enjoy your shopping experience with Halloween Adventure from beginning to end. So, what are you waiting for? Halloween is just around the corner and today's hottest costumes are waiting for you at HalloweenAdventure.com!

Plus Size and Sexy For Men!

            

Who said girls should have all the fun? Not all men are stick thin (and who on earth would want them to be? You need something to love!), so why should costumes only cater to the body builders? Thankfully, just like our costumes for women, we’ve got a wide range of costumes for men who don’t work out 23 hours out of a 24 hour day.

            For starters, we have a Batman Dark Knight Joker Costume in Plus Size. Everyone knows the Joker has to be big and tough, so embrace your love handles and slip on this great official costume.  People will think you’ve walked straight off of a movie set in the jacket and printed shirt, but it’s the mask that will knock them dead. But hey, that’s the Joker’s job, isn’t it?

            While we’re on the subject, let us introduce you to our Batman Superhero Movie Costume in Plus Size. This one, just like it’s joke-loving counterpart, looks like a Christian Bale leftover with its legendary jumpsuit and attached boot tops, headpiece and signature cape. Off to save the world you go!

            Excuse us, sir, but we’re going to need you to step out of the car and put your hands up. We’re conducting a search. Sound like something you’d love to say? We’ll, Halloween will be your lucky day, because our Border Patrol Costume in Plus Size pretty much gives you the ability to say that exact line (even if it’s only in the mirror). Costume includes jumpsuit, belt, cap, nightstick and handcuffs. No, the cuffs aren’t for the bedroom. Yes, what you do with your time is your business.

            Ahoy, matey’s! Captain Cutthroat here! This cutthroat captain runs a tight ship! This distinguished and fully finished garment includes: a Gold Brocade vest with attached satin sleeves and ruffled collar, long Blue coat trimmed in metallic braids, both vest and coat include deluxe antique Gold buttons. Also includes a headpiece* with Gold trim, Black vinyl boot tops with Gold braid trim, Black satin eye-patch, and Gold tone clip on earring. Hardy har har.

            Go back in time to an age where men were Gods and women were Goddesses with our Caesar Historical Adult Costume in Plus Size. This costume includes robe, red and gold shoulder drape, belt and golden headpiece. We can’t promise you’ll be able to change the world in an instant, but hey, Rome wasn’t built in a day now was it?

            For more plus size male adult costumes, check out part II. For more ideas, visit Halloween Adventures.