Funny AND Sexy!

Who says that the frivolous display of skin is what makes a Halloween costume sexy? What's considered sexy in today's world is not necessarily what we see but what we think we're seeing and the images we conjure up in our own minds without the need for visual stimulation.

In most cases, it's our own dirty minds that makes what we see sexy or risque and everyone has their own ideals about what is considered too much. What one person considers tame another may consider tawdry and what one considers tacky another may consider tasteful.

So, with such a diverse opinion in what is risque and raunchy, how does one successfully spark a sinfully naughty thought in everyone without risking arrest for indecent exposure? Simply wow them with a humorously sexy costumethat's sure to blow everyone away!

Check out our Top 5 Humorously Sexy Costumes list for ideas or click on the links below to see others over the top costumes that may suit your fancy this season!

5. Sexy Texy Cowgirl: They say everything is bigger in Texas and this little lady is setting out to prove that the old cliche is correct! The Sexy Texy costume pays homage to sexy cowgirls everywhere. From the top of her over sized hat to the bottom of her massive cowgirl boots, Sexy Texy is larger than life this Halloween!

4. Wild Girl: Who says you have to be a beauty queen to dress for success in today's world? This sexy wild "girl" is ready to party in her barely-there halter top. But don't worry about showing too much skin in this one. This wild girl's top is fake (if you catch our drift).

3. Perky Viking: This luscious lass has no reason to show too much skin--most of herassets are all too apparent when she's completely clothed! If you're looking to shock the masses and encourage a laugh or two, this is the costume to do it in!

2. Wardrobe Malfunction: If Hollywoodhottiescan get away with it, why can't we? It seems as though everywhere we look, the more delicate attributes of a woman's physique are displayed. Well prepare to join the hottest Hollywood trend in our Wardrobe Malfunction costume. Show it all without showing an inch of bare skin in this naughty little number!

And finally, our most hilarious, offensive, and risque costume of the year:

1. Stud Finder: Pay homage to the construction workers of the world in our ultra-hot, but not too revealing, Stud Finder costume!
From her warning cone top to bottoms of her boots, this tool belt diva is built tough!

And there you have it! Most of the aforementioned costumes are unisex so your choices for the most hilarious sexy costumes are only limited by your imagination.

Whether you're looking for something sexy or scary, you're sure to spark emotion in everyone you see this Halloween when you purchase the perfect costume from HalloweenAdventure.com!
We specialize in Halloween costumes and accessories for every member of the family and we have been doing so for the last 26 years.

Whether you shop in store or online, you're sure to enjoy your shopping experience with Halloween Adventure from beginning to end. So, what are you waiting for? Halloween is just around the corner and today's hottest costumes are waiting for you at HalloweenAdventure.com!

Plus Size and Sexy For Men!

            

Who said girls should have all the fun? Not all men are stick thin (and who on earth would want them to be? You need something to love!), so why should costumes only cater to the body builders? Thankfully, just like our costumes for women, we’ve got a wide range of costumes for men who don’t work out 23 hours out of a 24 hour day.

            For starters, we have a Batman Dark Knight Joker Costume in Plus Size. Everyone knows the Joker has to be big and tough, so embrace your love handles and slip on this great official costume.  People will think you’ve walked straight off of a movie set in the jacket and printed shirt, but it’s the mask that will knock them dead. But hey, that’s the Joker’s job, isn’t it?

            While we’re on the subject, let us introduce you to our Batman Superhero Movie Costume in Plus Size. This one, just like it’s joke-loving counterpart, looks like a Christian Bale leftover with its legendary jumpsuit and attached boot tops, headpiece and signature cape. Off to save the world you go!

            Excuse us, sir, but we’re going to need you to step out of the car and put your hands up. We’re conducting a search. Sound like something you’d love to say? We’ll, Halloween will be your lucky day, because our Border Patrol Costume in Plus Size pretty much gives you the ability to say that exact line (even if it’s only in the mirror). Costume includes jumpsuit, belt, cap, nightstick and handcuffs. No, the cuffs aren’t for the bedroom. Yes, what you do with your time is your business.

            Ahoy, matey’s! Captain Cutthroat here! This cutthroat captain runs a tight ship! This distinguished and fully finished garment includes: a Gold Brocade vest with attached satin sleeves and ruffled collar, long Blue coat trimmed in metallic braids, both vest and coat include deluxe antique Gold buttons. Also includes a headpiece* with Gold trim, Black vinyl boot tops with Gold braid trim, Black satin eye-patch, and Gold tone clip on earring. Hardy har har.

            Go back in time to an age where men were Gods and women were Goddesses with our Caesar Historical Adult Costume in Plus Size. This costume includes robe, red and gold shoulder drape, belt and golden headpiece. We can’t promise you’ll be able to change the world in an instant, but hey, Rome wasn’t built in a day now was it?

            For more plus size male adult costumes, check out part II. For more ideas, visit Halloween Adventures.

5 Sexy Witch Costumes!

Even scarier than the ghosts we discussed in our last post are the witches of All Hallows Eve. Grab some girlfriends and do a take on Angelica Houston in the remake of the Roald Dahl book The Witches, or pull out some pink smoke and recreate Hocus Pocus.

Who said witches were all scare and no sass? Our Sexy Black Witch costumeis a little bit of both. You'll turn heads as you ride in on your broom with this costume. The Black Witch costume includes: short black dress with lace trim and side stitching, and rumpled black witches hat.

Go classic creepy with our Classic Witch Adult Costume. This classic witch costume includes a long-sleeved black button front shirt, long black skirt with elastic waist, cape, and a matching black witch hat with attached scarf. All you need is a broom and an angry, evil cackle to go with it.

Ladies with curves, don’t let those skinny minnies have all the fun. Go evil goddess with our Elegant Witch Adult Plus Size costume. Costume includes a sexy black dress with shredded bell sleeves and a shredded bottom, as well as a witch hat with belt. This costume is both freaky and fabulous!

Sexy girls with little to no shame will love our Fairytales Witch Costume, a sizzling getup that includes a colorful mini dress with tattered tulle in the skirt and a bustier at the top, as well as a colorful hat with dangling spider at the end. Get lost in the forest in this costume. Hansel won’t know what hit him!

Teens can try our Glitter Witch Teen Costume, and adorable sassy outfit that includes a glittery minidress with long shredded sleeves and tulle bottom. Hat isn’t included, so snag one here.

Divas of darkness will love our Goth Maiden Witch Adult Costume, a dazzling confection that includes a full-length black and gold gown with sheer sleeves and velvet panels, as well as a matching hat.

Any witch you choose, remember that no costume is complete without a lot of attitude and a maniacal laugh. Channel the ladies of Hocus Pocus and come with your own smoke machine, or carry “treats” in your pocket for those little kids who just don’t know any better (just kidding!). Have fun!

5 Sexy Fairytale Costumes

            Every girl loves to feel sexy on any given day, so why not feel sexy on Halloween? Instead of decking yourself out in expensive lingerie, why not treat yourself like a fairytale princess in of our sexy fairytale costumes?

            Our Cupid Love Bug Adult Costume will have everyone swooning. Includes a red velvet and tulle dress with zipper in back, red & black sequin accents, black heart accents on skirt, a pair of sheer red wings all with black heart accents & elastic straps, and a black plastic headband with black plastic hearts for the antenna.

            Who says it has to be Valentine’s Day for you to be love struck? Our Love Struck Sexy Adult Costume is a pink confection that’s sure to get hearts pumping. Includes dress, bow and arrow, panties, wings, and pin. Go get ‘em, tiger!

             Have an underwater adventure in our Mesmerizing Mermaid Adult Costume. Mermaid costume includes a sequin halter top, and skirt made of sequin and lurex with bottom accents fashioned after a mermaid's tail. Life is better down where it’s wetter, under the sea!

            Stay away from the big bad wolf in our Naughty Red Riding Hood Costume. This gorgeous, fully finished garment includes a red & white gingham stretch top dress with attached red skirt accented with ruffled black lace and apron, red cape with lace lined hood, plus a pair of black fishnet pantyhose.

            You can also try our Velvet Red Riding Hood Costume, an even sexier version of the costume above. Includes red & black corset top with shirred sleeves, red velvet skirt with attached black petticoat, and red velvet hooded sheer cape.

            Snow White comes back from her poison-apple sleep when she wears our Storybook Snow White Adult Costume.Includes a panne mini dress with blue lace-up top, red puff sleeves, white collar, yellow skirt with white lace under trim, and red choker with faux jewel.

            For more fairytale costumes, visit our online catalog!

Sexy Couples Costumes!

Make like Sonny and Cher, one of the most famous couples in Hollywood history (way before Brad and Angie were around) and pick up one of our “I got you babe” Costumes. This crazy number includes purple pants for him and gold bell-bottoms for her, plus a whole lot of rainbow tie-dye.  You’re bringing sexy back, old school style.

            For those more in the mood for something guaranteed to have neighbors in stitches (and maybe, send kids running), check out our Adam and Eve Couples Costume. This amazing getup is one size fits all, and includes two flesh-toned jumpsuits with strategically placed leaves. It’s hilarious, it’s badass, and it’s an homage to the couple who started it all.

            Speaking of funny, our Nuts and Bolts Couples Costume is absolutely ridiculous in the best of ways. This costume is easy as can be, and features lame covered foam oversized “metal” pieces with adjustable waistbands. Now all that’s left to wonder is whether his bolt will fit inside your nut…           

            Another “will it fit?” party favorite is our Plug and Socket Couples Costume. This set includes a black and grey socket tunic for her and a white plug costume for him. Both costumes are made of light yet durable fabric. This Halloween duo will have party guests requesting demos all night long.

            Hungry? Too bad, cause our Bacon and Eggs Adult Costume isn’t for dinner. It is, however, for Halloween! This fabulous set includes one bacon tunic and one egg tunic, both in one size fits all. You might have to remind people that you’re not for dinner, but you’ll definitely get them staring!

            You can always make your own couples costume by choosing two individual costumes from Halloween Adventures. Making your own creation can be just as fun!  

Sexy Travel Gals!

Take a Trip!

We can’t all live like celebrities and travel all over the world at all times. We can, however, exercise our constitutional right to dress however we’d like on Halloween, and this means taking vacations via costume! Luckily, Halloween Adventures has plenty of costumes that help you go international without leaving your home. Note: Frequent Flyer Miles not included.

Feeling Fraulein? Ladies can head to Germany in ourBeer Hall Fraulein Adult Costume, a flirty and fabulous getup that includes a short dress with tie up bustier. This garment is guaranteed to get all the men looking at your “assets.” Unfortunately, never-ending kegs aren’t included, but in this outfit, you might get your beer for free!

Quite the opposite of our sexy Fraulein getup, our Colonial Girl Costume covers up pretty much everything, leaving the dreaming up to the imagination. Make like a pilgrim in the long brown dress with apron and mop cap. Remember, just cause you’re covered up doesn’t mean you can’t be glowing with personality! This costume is a fun way to pay homage to those who started this country.

Memoirs of a Geisha may have been a best selling book, but it’s also a costume! Our  Geisha Adult International Costume, to be exact. This gorgeous outfit a fully finished and fitted satin gown, embroidered perfectly, edged in gold and zippered in the back. It includes a purple and gold Omi (waist sash), as well as a decorative lace fan.  Top it off with our Geisha Wig. Welcome to Japan!

Travel to Ireland in our Lucious Leprechaun Female Costume, a green getup that includes dress/jacket, hat, belt, panties, bow tie, purse, and thigh high stockings. Good luck finding that gold on the other side of the rainbow! Be sure to bring us back some of the Irish treasure!

Visit exotic Egyptian lands in our Queen of the Nile Costume, a fabulous outfit that includes a long pleated stretch sheath gown, full slip, colorful Egyptian style collar, shoulder sleeves, Egyptian style belt, Gold wrist cuffs, and gem stone headband. Cleopatra better watch her back, ‘cause the Queen of the Nile’s in the house! Pair with Marc Antony for a great couples costume!

No matter where you travel with your costume this Halloween, be sure to do it safely! Dress yourself to the nines in costumes from Halloween Adventures, and let the clothes take you away! Travel’s never been so easy. 

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